A Lazy sunday afternoon..sitting on the couch…She’s looking at the news paper..still figuring out how i completed the cryptic crossword so fast..
uh..ho..i need to distract her before she finds out the truth!!
Hey babes,here’s one for u..
My life was a desert
Till u came like a dessert,
Even though you do things that make me mad,
Without you I know I would be terribly, horribly sad.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
It’s a Trap..
Me: Hey that rhymes too…!!!
She: Seriously, u have a talent to come up with crap, instantly..!!
Me: Hmmmm….come here..
She: ugh…!!! okkkkkkk..watttt!!!!
me: nearer….yesssss..close ur eyes
(kiss on the forehead and two kisses on both the eyes, delicate)
me: So u think my stuff is crap…
(kiss on both cheeks, delicate)
me: u think my stuff is crap…
She: Hmmm….May be….
Few more kisses on the neck…delicate..
me: Soo….u think my stuff is crap..
She: (Just a smile this time…increasing to a slight laughter)
Delicate..one more kiss, this time on the lips..
me : so..u think my stuff is crap!!!
Hmmmmm…ohhho..things are no more delicate now..
She: Yessssssss…Yessss…give me more of the crap..!!!!
Kalyan…….it’s 11.30 in the morning,
Wake up idiot..call the plumber…the mixer needs to be repaired..here’s the grocery list..go get fast…!!!
My crap seems to have invaded my dreams as well!!!!😦